While we’re still all warm and fuzzy from our one night stand with the Oscars, before we realize they aren’t calling us back, and we were used for four boring hours and then dumped like used tires on the highway, I thought I’d pen myself a quick article, and answer one of the most pressing questions of our time. Yes, I can do that before breakfast.
With nothing against Rudy, Ali, or that lineman for the Ravens who Sandra Bullock taught to play football, I think it's high time Hollywood produce a sport-themed bio-flick that people would actually want to see. Like, say, the story of the GREATEST CANADIAN EVER?
It's an idea so exciting, I didn't even have to turn on caps-lock. I just told my computer who we were typing about, and it went on automatically.
STEVE NASH. See?
But this raises the age-old barroom question: Who would play him? We often ask this about ourselves, usually when we’re drunk, and then we pick men and women who vaguely resemble us, but are way, way better looking (I'm going for Ha ...
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Article written by Owen Cooney