LeBron James: “The Decision 2,” My Interview With LeBron (Satire)

August 3rd, 2010 by Armen Dacity Leave a reply »


After a successful bluff in a late night hand of poker, I won, from Jim Gray, the right to conduct a follow-up interview with LeBron James.  Though our television deal, which was to benefit the Cleveland Clinic's new Sports Fan Wing, ultimately fell through, I was able to sit down with The King to discuss life after "The Decision."

Here is the transcript:

AD: "Welcome, LeBron."

LBJ: "Who the Hell are you?  You're not Jim Gray.  You're about the same height as he is, but you have hair."

AD: "Um... that's right... I'm Armen Dacity.  I'm going to be conducting this interview for Mr. Gray today."

LBJ: "And you're with what network."

AD: "BleacherReport.com."

LBJ: "What the f#%@ is Bleacher Report?  Oh... whatever.  Let's get this over with."

AD: "Great.  So, now that some time has passed, how does it feel to be a member of the Miami Heat."

LBJ: "I'm being paid over $100 million to play basketball in South Florida.  My biggest problem is deciding whether to buy a house on Palm Beach, Star Island, Ocean Reef, or all three.  ...

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