Why Richard Peddie is Retiring

December 1st, 2010 by Edmond Dantes Leave a reply »
Lots of people have wanted Richard Peddie fired. In fact, the media has been calling for his head for a long time. They call him the worst boss in the league, just like they will to whoever replaces him. However, where there's smoke, there's fire. In this case he is the worst boss in the NHL, and as a result I had to take it upon myself to remove him. I sent my spies to MLSE headquarters armed with the latest in technology, a crowbar, to see what they could do.


Spy 1: Man, security here is lax. We just broke open a window with the crow bar and ran in.
Spy 2: And the only response the security guard gave was muttering something about Fletcher being off his meds again.
Spy 2: Found it! Seriously, they have to stop hiding the secret documents in the folder marked SECRET in big red letters. Now let's give this to our boss. (2 gunshots)
Don: I regret this, I really do. But this must never be traced back to me. Colonel, get in position.
The colonel looked at Don while putting away his gun.
Colonel: Yes Don (he leaves).
(Peddie walks into the room)
Peddie: What's going on? How did you get in here? I'm calling security.
Don: (smiling ...

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